Here's a picture to get you Fat Ass Golfers in the mood for the 2009 outing. Taken on the fourth hole of the red nine in June 2006, this photo depicts a water hole that is the new home of many of Tommy Tebo's golf balls. Maybe you've donated some yourself.
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Here are your 2008 FAT ASS SCRAMBLE WINNERS!
From L to R: Gary Gomez, Matt Gorman, Karl Kluever, and John Keilty.
Your names will go down in the Anals, err... the Annals of F.A.G. lore and you will be remembered long after you are dead. Congrats, boys!
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Here's a picture of Andy, working up the liquid courage to bring home his wife the "Longest Drive" trophy for coming and picking him up in the middle of the outing last year. Turns out Andy forgot to tell her he was leaving for 3 days and she drove up to "pick him up." Hope the frying pan bruises have healed, Andy!
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Tom: "Your hair smells wonderful!" John: "Thanks, I just conditioned it this morning." Tom: "You know, I've been looking for a new conditioner, what kind do you use?" John: "I don't know the name of it; but it's a lovely mixture of lavender, papaya extract, and coffee grounds." Chris: "Will you guys shut up?! I'm trying to hit my orange ball with this blue putter... What do you think? Through the windmill, or around it?"
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All right guys... Here's the game plan for the 2009 FAT ASS GOLFERS Outing., so study hard! We are going to be all over this map, but hopefully, we'll stay on the parts that are painted light green. I am hoping that 95% of these holes will be dry enough to play... because we golfers certainly won't be!
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Plenty of time to wait for the winning scramble team... Any foursome with Karl in it is bound to be a few furloughs behind... but 12 minutes between foursomes??? That's crazy even for Fat Ass standards. I guess the wait was worth it, as the Keilty-Kluever-Gomez-Gorman combo came out winners!
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